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    Freak accident

    How do you apologize to a girl whose eyebrows you singed off with a bunsun burner?

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    Ingredients:
    Flour
    Butter
    Milk
    Salt
    Eggs

    Mix the milk and butter and boil it until the butter has been melted. Put an egg into the mixture Pour the eggbuttermilk into a bowl of flour. Add salt. Just rub it a bit until it turns into dough. Let it stay for about 30 mins. then put it in the oven on 220 degrees. :freak:

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    "Look on the bright side! Now you don't have to pluck them! So... is this a bad time to ask you to go out with me?"

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    Tell her about the joys of eye 4 an eye and take her for a test spin.

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    hey that happened to me once, the guy that did it just lauged

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    well first you take her back to your place then you slip into "somthing more comfortable" (a leather thong) and then you do a front flip and then a backflip and then a one-handed cartwheel right out of the window....

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    Burn the rest of her.

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    Try making some sarcastic witty remark that you think is funny but actually isn't, but probably offensive. Or you could just try being sincere and letting effort and time heal the relationship...

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