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    Huh? Flower?! What the hell?! Administrator Psychotic's Avatar
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    Grin inventions

    OK, I want you all to imagine you're in this situation.

    You're stuck in a giant purple elevator, and it's on fire, and everyone else in it is dead. Plus it's underwater too. Plus the world is about to end because of a giant comet named Frank. Yes, Frank. Anyway, you're in this elevator when suddenly a magical Irish...no wait, that's too stereotypical. When a magic Morroccan leprechaun appears, and promises to grant you a wish. However, because he's a really grumpy leprechaun, probably because all the Irish leprechauns make fun of him and don't let him drink their Guinness, the wish can only be one of two things: A muffin, or a donut.

    OK, did you imagine all of that? Yes? Well then you have one TWISTED imagination.

    So, what's the greatest invention of all time?

    Me? I say the shoe. As it's a cool word to say, plus your feet would hurt if you walked places if it didn't exist.
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    The George Foreman Grill. It was made by the father of 7 sons named George and it's cool looking. And different colours!

    Actually, the CD/cassette. It's awesome how they can put music in an object.


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    Psy, lay off the heroine, ok?

    I'd choose the muffin, lemon poppyseed muffins are pure orgasmin delicious.

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    xDDDDDD

    ^_^ the greatest invention ever is definitely Radiohead. although as they are not really an invention, I'll say the internet. because without the internet, would my sig be worth reading? I don't think so. ^_^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olly
    Psy, lay off the heroine, ok?
    But that heroine's so fine! She's hot AND saves the day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olly
    Psy, lay off the heroine, ok?
    No, you've got it all wrong. Lay the heroine. Lay off the heroin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye
    It was made by the father of 7 sons named George
    he also has at least one daughter named Georgina or something like that. Narcissistic? I think NOT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Denmark
    he also has at least one daughter named Georgina or something like that. Narcissistic? I think NOT.

    Of course not! If you make a cool grill like George Foreman did, you can name all the children you want after yourself.


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    actually I wanna change my answer. the synthesizer is the best invention ever.

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    I believe the greatest invention of all time is internet,it's very cool to find whatever information you want and you also can meet new people.


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    The waffle iron that makes cat-shaped waffles. :freak:
    That's probably the most useful object in the universe.


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    Of all time? I'm going to have to go with indoor plumbing.

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    oh! oh! I wish for a donut! that would be a good wish. ^_^

    and the coolest invention ever (I know it this time) is...the PIANO.

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    Best invention, hands down, is the Robotic Flamethrower Arm Sharpener Grillshoe. It's a flamethrower that's shaped like an arm, talks like a robot, and sharpens and cooks shoes.

    The second best would have to be the shoe lace. Without it, your shoes would fall off.
    :monster2: One, AH! AH! Two, AH AH! Three, AH AH!

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    The piano is pretty solid, I must say. Although the Quick Chop is a pretty formidable invention to beat...

    http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/quick-chop.html

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