Terorists to attack internet

[TasteyPies]

So I hear. Rumor has it that there's enough room "outside" to play something called "sports".

no...way...

When did this happen? S-por-ts? WEIRD!

[CloudySky]

It wouldn't really matter. We'll finally have a reason to go outside!

Now I am really confused. Is there something outside????

[SomethingBig]

I think there's sunlight outside. I don't know what's so great about the sun, though. Looking directly at the sun will cause you to go blind!

[Giga Guess]

I think I heard of something called "Natural Light..."

All's I remember is that it burned....

[CloudySky]

I'm half blind anyway. What's sunlight? a beer brand, perhaps...

[Giga Guess]

C'mon, man! It's a Laundry Detergent!

[CloudySky]

Why is it outside then? I'm sure there is nothing outside, vacuum.

[Giga Guess]

Yeah....I say why risk it?

[Thunday Man]

Wont ever happen.

[Super Christ]

Who needs outside? After all, aren't there bears 'outside'?

[Meat Puppet]

By the looks of things, you people will be thanking those terrorists for killing the internet :upside

I almost typed interest. Lolz ima nerd.

[FreaQaZoiD]

But if we are 'outside' engaging in these 'sports' how exactly do we frag?

Closer to the topic, I hope that in the near future spam and spyware will be considered terrorism.

~~~FreaQ

[Freya]

As you noticed nothing happened yesturday. What i think is the termanatiors just took a teo week vacation

[Psychotic]

On the subject of outside, I WENT OUTSIDE YESTERDAY AND I WALKED THROUGH A TUNNEL! (In case you wanted to know, which of course, you did! I walked like, FOUR miles!) :elk:

And the robots will come eat the internet tomorrow. They're just....y'know....caught in traffic. Web traffic.

[DMKA]

It actually happened here...the whole network was dead.

Coincidence? I THINK NOT!