Funnest Scenes in ANY movie

[Cz]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail has plenty of laughs:

'You can't expect to wield supreme executive power, just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!'

'As the black beast lunged forward, escape for Arthur and his Knights seemed impossible. Then suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack, and the cartoon peril was no more.'

'Raise thy Holy Grenade, taketh out thy holy pin. Then thou shalt counteth to three. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number thou shalt count shall be three. Four thou shalt not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then procedeth to three. Five is right out.'

and so on...

[remi07]

The entire Scary Movie 3. That was the best one they've made. My friends and I were laughing the entire time.

My favorite scene was when they were spoofing the scene in Signs were the minister's wife is hit by some guy. and no, i don't think its funny the fact that she died. I just think the whole "food item" demonstration between the sheriff and minister is hilarious.

[Armisael]

In Scary Movie 1 the whole scene with the cinema with Sidney's friend-don't remember her name-.Well all the scenes in Scary movies made me laugh but this one was so amusing. :laughing:

[Rusty]

The whole of Monty Python and Fawlty Towers, but that wasn't a movie, it was a series, but so damn funny, the best show ever

[Levian]

Drop Dead Fred - The restaurant scene. I've never laughed that much in my entire life.

[Polaris]

In Scary Movie 1 - Wen they were haviong sex and the boy took of her pants and it happereared lotrs of black hair and he said '80 style?!' and he got in a saw and cut all those haires. Scary Movie 2 when they are having dinner and they satrted putting their hands on the food and saying 'my microbes' and then the butler said and put the tiny hand 'my microbes' and everyone said 'Argh!'...
Scrary Movie 3 the last scene when the kid is suddenly ran over by a train or whatever... I cried so much!

[GhandiOwnsYou]

oh my.... the boner seen in anchorman...

"i just thought i'd show you around town, the hot spots, you know. with you being new in town and everything. ....It's not a date."

*Giggle*

"What?"

"Ron, you have a massive erection right now" *camera pans out*

"I do not. It's an optical elusion caused by the stripes on my slacks..." *stumbles away bent over*


and the ENTIRE training medley in dodgeball

[Strider]

There's Something About Mary.

"Is that... is that hair gel?"

[escobert]

"we cannot stop here! This is bat country!"

[Imperia]

The Nutty Professor

-when the hamsters broke out of the college in the first part of the movie.

-the first dinner scene with the Klumps.


The Mask

-any part with Carrey wearing the Mask.


Robin Hood: Men in Tights

-the 'Men in Tights' song, and the part where Rottingham meets Robin Hood.


Dracula: Dead and Loving It

-when Leslie Neilson (as Dracula) says in a high pitched voice: "Ranfield, you @$$hole!"


That's all I can think of right now.

[SeeDRankLou]

Monsters, Inc.

The opening scene, where the monster is going to scare the kid. It's all dramatic and he get close to the kid, and the monster starts screaming in fear and all this commotion. And then it pans out and it was all just a simulation. OMG I couldn't stop laughing, I missed the next five mintues of the movie (I was in a theater).

[Strider]

I forgot to mention... Anything that Harry Doyle (played by the legendary Bob Uecker) says in the original Major League.

And out by an eyelash at third!

[Cloud_99]

This is easy

Kung Pow Enter the fist: While the chosen one is training he does a backwards flip and starts spinning around in the air really fast then he slows down and then speeds back up again before landing :laugh:

South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut: This scene.
Cartman: Whats the big deal it doesn't hurt anybody ity
Mr. Garrison: Eric! How would you like to go see the school counselor!?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: ERIC! What did you just say!!?
Cartman: oh, I'm sorry I'm sorry. What I said was: *pulls out mega phone* How would you like to suck my balls Mr. Garrison?
Mr. Garrison: *stunned silence*
Stan or Kyle (I forget which): Holy trout dude.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike back: The scene right at the beggining when they're outside the convienience store and they sing the rap. Most awesome.

Kung Pow Enter the Fist: The rest of it. Funniest film ever by far.

[Halenite]

X-Men, Wolverine walks through the metal detector at the Statue of liberty. Stabs the alarm then retracts all but the center claw. Cyclops laughs.

[Del Murder]

I forgot to mention... Anything that Harry Doyle (played by the legendary Bob Uecker) says in the original Major League.

And out by an eyelash at third!

'Juuuuuust a bit outside.'