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  1. 08-28-2004, 03:12 AM #1
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    Default A Newbie Thread

    When was the last time someone made a newbie thread for someone else...? Ferenan was the first to make one for ButThePoncho, but I'm pretty sure at least one other person has done it since then.

    Anyway, my friend joined today. His name is Dick, and he is very large. (He is a person and his name is Dick. That's his name, not his description.)

    He has come to save us all from the terrible world without pie. He likes pie! Offer him some. You will be greatly rewarded.

    This is a newbie thread for Super Phat Dick, known on AIM, LiveJournal, and Hotmail by the same name. Please say hello. Except you, Ashley, for he will eat you.
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  2. 08-28-2004, 03:14 AM #2
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    Oh noe Dick will eat me! ;___;

    Hi Dick! We're best friends. Let's go shopping for panties together!
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  3. 08-28-2004, 03:18 AM #3
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    Hi, Dick! You know what's awesome about your name? The guy on 3rd Rock From the Sun was called Dick. And all the episode titles had something to do with the name Dick and they were all slightly obscene.

    Man that was a good show.

    Welcome! Yay!

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  4. 08-28-2004, 03:19 AM #4
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    As long as I don't have to see you try them on, and I can wear some as a mask.

    EDIT: Hey, thanks, that show is funny.
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  5. 08-28-2004, 03:21 AM #5
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    Yes of course! Panty masks are a must!
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    I wish I was cool enough to do that.
    Nice to <s>meat</s> dick you.
    Yeah.
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    hey, Shlup says give you pie soooooo....... HAVE SOME PIE! *directs dick to a table with lots of pies on it* have as many as you like, itll come out of your weekly pay. also join myst by clicking on the link in my sig, its a nation within EoFF, its fun.
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  8. 08-28-2004, 03:34 AM #8
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    I will be happy to enjoy this pie with you, but I am already a member of another country. Thank you.
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    You think I would let my friend join a message board and then let him join someone else's country? Pah!

    And, yeah, the Dick on Third Rock is cool. We all like to watch that show. The best episode was the one with the Black Student Union and then they tried to make a White Student Union and they couldn't because it was racist and that pretty much summed up high school for us.
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  10. 08-28-2004, 04:09 AM #10
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    I would give you pie, but I just ate it. So a 'welcome' will have to suffice for now.


    welcome to eoff. #__#
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    I'm like, Mr. Arsonist 2000. And 2003, if you saw my beautiful work on assorted AOL CDs. I've kinda not been up to my old form in 2004, but here's hoping.
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  11. 08-28-2004, 04:24 AM #11
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    Sup Dick, I met you once.
    Mr Thou! Mr Thou!
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  12. 08-28-2004, 04:29 AM #12
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    Starlight: Welcome to EoFF. Zefie, say hello to the nice member.

    Zefie:.... sister, why is the new member fat?

    Starlight: Bad AI! *smacks* be nice!

    Zefie: wahh! ToT Shugo-saaaan! Starlight's being mean to meee!

    Starlight: *sigh* please don't take offense at my AI. She's only 4 days old...
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    I like the user note nik0tine made for you.

    Shlup takes care of me in a day care.
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  14. 08-28-2004, 05:03 AM #14
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    Hello... Dick.
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    I like your name, Dick. I'm immature so I giggled.
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