Describe those EoFF Staffers!

[Leeza]

<a href="http://leezas.com/eoffintro1.mp3">EoFF intro #1.</a>
<a href="http://leezas.com/eoffintro2.mp3">EoFF intro #2.</a>

[Yamaneko]

Leeza the Ninja wins again!

[Big Ogre Umaro]

Bugger that. I don't have the power to make anything like that which would actually be funny anymore. It would just be an ignominious mess like all of the other times that I tried to force myself to top past, inspired works...case in point Frig8, which I never finished because it is utter trout. I don't care how popular Frig7 was (amongst smokers of crack cocaine), Frig8 isn't worth relieving onesself upon, and neither would any audio intro that I came up with now. Plus, it would be obsolete in two weeks. That's what happened both times before.

Haha when'd you change your forum name to "Mark" you sissy?

[Citizen Bleys]

This is my name. I was born with it.

[Dr Unne]

*insert some random comment about someone's crotch*

[Ouch!]

Leeza is my new hero.

[Citizen Bleys]

Dear Unne,

Die.

Yours truly,
Mark

[Big Ogre Umaro]

This is my name. I was born with it.

Sort of a creepy reply, but all right I'm feelin' ya.

[Citizen Bleys]

Didn't I tell you I'd call the police the next time you did that?

[Linus]

[Baloki]

Why not just save time and put that users usernotes as their discription?

[Ed, Edd n' Eddy]

:banbleys

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Oh, you kids.

[Flying Mullet]

Okay, all EoFF members are fired. I didn't get a single submission for this contest.

Shame on you all.

[Roogle]

I can do it, but it won't be witty or anything like that -- I'm no Spatvark. (We're like, butter and margarine; I'm margarine and Spatvark's like that super thick and creamy butter that nobody wants because it's so thick and you're like, "Er, this is butter? It's so thick" but then you want more of it because it makes bread taste so much better, as opposed to margarine which is used mainly in cooking and low-fat things.)