I can do it, but it won't be witty or anything like that -- I'm no Spatvark.(We're like, butter and margarine; I'm margarine and Spatvark's like that super thick and creamy butter that nobody wants because it's so thick and you're like, "Er, this is butter? It's so thick" but then you want more of it because it makes bread taste so much better, as opposed to margarine which is used mainly in cooking and low-fat things.)
