Describe those EoFF Staffers!

[Flying Mullet]

For those of you that peruse the front site, you might have noticed that the <a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/staff.shtml">Staff Page</a> is a little out-dated. Rather than try to come up with witty bio's ourselves, we decided to let the general public of EoFF come up with them for us.

Yes, this is a contest if you're wondering.

What we are looking for are bio's for the current staffers, which includes:
<ol><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u="1">Cid</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=22">Loony BoB</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827">Farah, Arche, crono_logical, Guu, whatever...</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=3666">Roogle</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7552">eternalshiva</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7687">Flying Mullet</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=1616">bennator</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=2141">CloudDragon</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=5016">Heath</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=9560">Kalinda (if she's even around)</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=2317">Killy</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=191">Rainecloud</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=6158">Strider</a></li></ol>
If you're not sure of what we're looking for in a bio, just check the existing bio's and that should give you a pretty good idea.

Now, for the rules/fine print:
<ol><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/private.php?do=newpm&u=7687">PM</a> me, Flying Mullet with your entries.</li><li>Please keep it civil. Giving the staffers a hard time is fine, just don't be mean.</li><li>Entries will be accepted for just over a week until next Friday, September 10.</li><li>Voting/selection will be determined after all entries are accepted.</li></ol>
So let's see those creative juices flow!

* <b>Mod/Admin</b> - Can you sticky this? Thanks. *

[Ouch!]

We need Bleys to make a new audio introduction to the important people that work on the site and staff the forums.

[Yamaneko]

Yeah, I've been meaning to ask him. Those things are gold.

[Shoeberto]

We need Bleys to make a new audio introduction to the important people that work on the site and staff the forums.

Yeah.

[Loony BoB]

Yes, but this competition is for the shtml page, not for a downloadable mp3 or anything. We're need the text since we need to redo the staff page. Spatty used to do 'em but he's not around lately and won't return my messages. ;_;

[Heath]

I miss Spatty ;_;

[Loony BoB]

I think we all do really. =/ I see him around at tGA but still...

[crono_logical]

I see him alive in chat

Aren't the current ones gonna be redone too, for those that get to remain there?

[Flying Mullet]

If they want them redone. We mostly wanted to get bio's for those that don't have one, but if the others want theirs redone it's up to them.

[crono_logical]

I want mine redone

[Flying Mullet]

Added you to the list. :chef:

[Loony BoB]

All of us.

[Flying Mullet]

Okay, updated. :chef:

[Citizen Bleys]

We need Bleys to make a new audio introduction to the important people that work on the site and staff the forums.

Bugger that. I don't have the power to make anything like that which would actually be funny anymore. It would just be an ignominious mess like all of the other times that I tried to force myself to top past, inspired works...case in point Frig8, which I never finished because it is utter trout. I don't care how popular Frig7 was (amongst smokers of crack cocaine), Frig8 isn't worth relieving onesself upon, and neither would any audio intro that I came up with now. Plus, it would be obsolete in two weeks. That's what happened both times before.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Does anybody have a link to that old audio introduction? I remember hearing that and laughing alot.