Look, this relationship isn't working.

[Shoeberto]

Yeh break it off dude. U know PS2 and Xbox want u, their both hotter, plus and i hear they like to experiment with modifications, so they are soo much better. Oh and lets not foget their both really into fore online-play.

Apparantly, you've never heard of the awesome badass way of playing games on a Cube across the broadband modem with an exploit in PSO ep. 1&2. If you get a program called something I won't say and hook your computer directly into your Gamecube broadband modem with PSO set to dial into your computer's IP address, you can send games across the line with no mod chip required.

But who cares about Brian?
Brandy, maybe. But Brian?

Yeah, srsly.