Look, this relationship isn't working.

[Big Ogre Umaro]

Capcom Vs SNK 2: EO
Viewtiful Joe
RE Zero
Megaman Anniversary collection
Sonic Heroes
Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes

Cube is my console of choice, baby! So many awesome games... Tales of Symphonia is one of my fave games in quite a while... RE4 coming up... Viewtiful Joe 2 (which really isn't an exclusive, but whatever). Saying the good ol' Cube is for kids is an old and untrue thing to say. True, the GCN has more family friendly games than other systems... but it also has a crap load of teen and adult friendly games. And who says that older people can't have fun with 'kiddy' games? If you wanna sell you Cube to buy some PS2 game... that's fine. It's your loss...

This is almost as bad as blaming a bike-creating company for falling off of one of their bikes.

Viewtiful Joe
Link in Soul Calibur 2, which speaks for itself
The upcoming Zelda game
Metroid Prime 2
I don't understand how you could hate Tales of Symphonia at all
Goldeneye: Rogue Agent
FF: Crystal Chronicles
Square's supposedly coming out with another GC-exclusive FF
Resident Evils

I was trying to avoid posts like these by posting in GC. This isn't a thread about how I'm sick of my GameCube and want to trade up (although those things are true). It's not an invitation for nerds to justify their purchases and therefore their lives by listing all the reasons I'm dumb for not liking my GameCube anymore (although I do open myself up to that by posting anywhere on a video game message board in the first place). This was intended as a humor thread. And you guys nerded it up.