To my good friends, I leave...

[Giggles]

I don't know about your middle school year books, but in mine, the 8th graders always got to make a will. For example, they'd say things like:

To Josh, I leave: Chocolate milk chunks, "Sexy beast!", and my 6th grade term paper.
Lacy, I leave: OMG HE IS SO HOT, good times, all my old barbies, and soap operas.

Stupid things like that. They'd leave them inside jokes, really.


Now, if you were to leave a will like this to your fellow EoFFers, who would you leave what?

You can leave as many people as many things as you want. Inside jokes, items, anything.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

To the womens I leave my pants. Because I need them ironed.

[Leeza]

To Spiff...I'd leave my iron.

[zacks_clone]

i left nothing to the class bellow me.They called me greedy at graduation.Well,to the EOFFers,i again leave nothing.

[Mikztsu]

To my friends and EoFF'ers, I shall leave my arse. You can do whatever you please with it; see if I care. Cuz I don't.

[UltimateSpamGrover]

Del Murder " SUPER DELETE ", here's my head, maybe you can use it to close threads with.


(SPOILER) just kidding HAHAHAHA

[Meat Puppet]

To my fellow EoFF'es, I leave whatever I have in my pocket at the time. And better yet, I'll let you all fight for it.

[Logan]

To Giggles, I leave my camera, with hopes she can put it to better use than I have.
To everyone else- I have nothing else to give.

[Loony BoB]

I'd leave my admin account to edczxcvbnm, that's for sure!

Seriously, though, I will actually include a few EoFF members in my will (when I finally bother to write it). Dunno exactly who or what but hey, they'll be there. Who knows... YOU might be able to have my EoFF hair collection!

[Del Murder]

To BoB I would leave my pills I take to keep me from going insane, because he obviously doesn't have any.

I would leave the power of the enforce to my once apprentice Bahamut2000X.

I would leave my fantasy baseball knowledge to Spuuky, because he needs it.

I would leave my Cid's Knight position to Calliope, so she can have ulimited pms.

To Linus I would leave my Ciddies trophies.

To Shlup I would leave custody of the lovechild we had together.

To eestlinc I would leave nothing because he would also be dead.

[Thunday Man]

To Dixie:

I leave my body in the name of science for your disposal for dissection.

[Loony BoB]

Ooh, that's a good point. I would leave my body to Bleys, since he was looking for a cadaver sorta recently.

[Female Ryuichi]

My collection of ducks to Psychotic.

My computer for Rye, because she needs it .

My anime and manga collection to Baloki.

My diary to anyone who wants my sercets .

My hentai and yaoi collection to Fuzakeru.

Lastly, my yuri collection to Joel.

[Yamaneko]

To the Spam Brigade: I leave you number 3. Give it to L_D and promote someone else to number 4.

To Del: I leave you my Dodgers cap.

To Calliope: I leave all my Pink Floyd albums.

To eest: I leave all my classical music that I will no doubt aquire in years to come when my tastes become more sophisticated.

To Dr Unne: I leave my copy of Windows XP.

To RSL: I leave my shaving kit.

To BoB: I leave The Pimp.

To Leeza: I leave a few nalisniki.

To Shlup: I leave nothing.

To clout: I leave Windows ME.

To Raistlin: I leave my body.

To the rest of you: I leave you with the satisfaction that I'm gone.

[Del Murder]

Oh! I would leave Yams my half ownership in the Spam Brigade. How could I forget that?