To BoB I would leave my pills I take to keep me from going insane, because he obviously doesn't have any.

I would leave the power of the enforce to my once apprentice Bahamut2000X.

I would leave my fantasy baseball knowledge to Spuuky, because he needs it.

I would leave my Cid's Knight position to Calliope, so she can have ulimited pms.

To Linus I would leave my Ciddies trophies.

To Shlup I would leave custody of the lovechild we had together.

To eestlinc I would leave nothing because he would also be dead.