I don't know how to iron pants.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

And I need to iron my pants for tomorrow. Somebody come over to my apartment and iron my pants for me.

Pick up a sixer on the way over too.

And if In n' Out is open, get me a Double-Double animal style. They should be open. They're open til like 3am. Especially on the weekends.

I'll pay you back when you get here, dude, I swear. You know I'm good for it.

Oh c'mon, it's not that much. Oh fine just get me the damn regular cheeseburger. But remember, ANIMAL STYLE. I won't eat it unless it's animal style. In fact, I'll probably throw it at you. Yeah. Well then you'll have to clean it up, won't you? I don't care you're the one who bought it. Look, just get me the damn burger. And the beer. Heinekin. It's the only kind I like. Okay see you then. Late.

[Shoyku]

Nothing but the finest.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I'm sayin' bro!

[Leeza]

I think that first...you'd need an ironing board...and an iron.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I do have an iron. I have lots of irons. I keep them in my golf bag. But I don't know what to DO with them.

[Leeza]

Trying plugging one of them in.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

You can't plug in a golf club, silly.

[Leeza]

Well then you're just not trying hard enough.

[Kilika]

Dude, In-n-out is the best! Where do you live! I will get some for the both of us! IM THERE! oh yeah and ironing can come after that.


"In-n-out.....In-n-out! Thats what our hamburgers, ALL ABOUT!"


MMMMmmmmmmm

[Big D]

I do have an iron. I have lots of irons. I keep them in my golf bag. But I don't know what to DO with them.

If the pants have care instructions, read them up. Check whether they specify cool, warm or hot ironing. Steam or dry ironing. Fill the iron with water if they need steam ironing, and find the control for regulating steam and adjust it accordingly. Set the heat to the appropriate level.
Different kinds of pants need to be ironed in different ways. If these are basic flat-fronted pant (like jeans, or something of a similar cut) then lay them flat on the ironing board, kind of like if a very skinny person was wearing them and lying on the ironing board. If the pants are pleated at the front, and have a crease that runs down the front of each leg, then fold the trousers over, like the covers of a book, with the crotch in the centre. Make sure the creases line up, then lay the pants on the ironing board.

When you're ironing, don't push very heavily, and don't leave the iron sitting in one place too long. Move the iron kind of like you're painting a wall - even, controlled strokes, covering the entire area evenly. Always make sure the fabric's not bunched up and folded over anywhere you don't want it to be, or it'll get pressed that way when you iron it. Once you've done one side of the trousers, turn them over and repeat the process until it's all flawlessly smooth.

[Miriel]

Hmm...I don't really like animal style burgers, their animal style fries are excellent though. And the thought of someone throwing away an In-N-Out burger just because it's not animal style makes me sad

[Mikztsu]

There was a time I couldn't do that well. I did ok, I guess, but it was always messed up from the other side. Then, my now-ex fiancee showed me the masterous ways of glorious ironoing.

[Mo-Nercy]

I don't like iron pants. Very rusty.

[Cz]

Ironing is too much of a chore. It's much easier to buy a new pair.

[m4tt]

I almost never iron my pants. I just wash and dry them. Then hang them up.