Can soap be dirty?

[Carnage]

Soap is what we use to make ourselves clean. Can it be dirty? If its not perfectly clean can we ever be truly clean. My thoughts are all jumbled up. Discuss.

[TasteyPies]

If it has pubic hair in it.

[Earthworm Jim]

Only if you rub it on your private parts

[Meat Puppet]

Yes, soap is dirty as soon as you touch it. Use liquid soap.

[Logan]

Liquid soap is my friend. I hate using bars of soap. They get all...mushy. And dirty.

[kikimm]

Of course soap is dirty. Where do you think the dirt that doesn't go down the drain goes? On the soap bar. Or if you've left it out too long, it might start collecting dust.

So, yes.

[zacks_clone]

drop it in the dirt when its wet and it gets dirty....-.-;;

[-N-]

Such metaphysical ramifications... but I sidestep those by using liquid soap.

[Thunday Man]

Yes, its not entirely clean.

[SomethingBig]

drop it in the dirt when its wet and it gets dirty....-.-;;

Dangit, I was gonna say that.

[Del Murder]

If we can't be perfectly clean can we at least be perfectly dirty?

[Kilika]

If it has pubic hair in it.

[Ki Ki]

Ofcourse. Humans are dirty little rascals. Everything we touch is dirty. Yes it's sad but true.

[Amnesia Case]

This is why I roll around in talcum powder

[Meat Puppet]

We could be one of those people who locks themselves in a bubble and comes in contact with germs or nothing. When they step outside thought they'll most likely be *snipped*