Heres the deal... If anyones seen the movie Brewsters Millions this will make more sense, not taht it's hard. Essentially, i'm tired of being forced to vote one of two morons into the most influential office on earth every four years. George Bush Relies so heavily on the advice of his cabinet (made of opinionated arses) and the scripts of Rambo movies i don't see how he could be trusted with the running of a lunchline. And Kerry is the worlds very first Anti-war-war hero. And The Man can't decide what he wants for breakfast, let alone what base his platform on. (and seriously, touting bush as a war monger and then telling us plans of sending MORE troops into Iraq to finish up?)
Basically, they are both unworthy of the title. So i am running (in my own lovely Conservative hometown of Mechanicsville VA) the VOTE JIMMY GROSS Campaign. jimmy is a friends of mine, Junior at my highschool, 4.7 GPA, Eagles scout at 13, and the most brilliant and rational child i have ever met. the brewsters millions connection comes in with the "none of the above" campaign. Vote for someone who will not and can not be elected to protest the candidates we are given.
and LASTLY, the problem. Being a brilliant child, Jimmy has a great future ahead of him. This would be stunted by having his face on my little posters and pamphlets (i have now 2000 sheets of paper beside my desk for this campaign, along with various shirts and stickers.) i Need a FACE, so poor jimmy wilt not be rocognized and murdered by liberals and conservatives alike, and thusly i ask that one of you lovely people living many states away would like to lend you mug to a series of posters and shirts in Mech. VA. Anyway, if your willing to help out my activism in inactivism, gimme a reply or PM. WERD! And DOWN WITH THE DEMOCRATIC-REPUBLICANS!!