50 fun things to do in an exam that does not matter

[Psychotic]

I like that

I've done a couple of weird things in exams.

The first thing I did was to tap my pen repeatedly on the table, then loudly sniff. (For those of you who haven't worked it out, it sounds like you're preparing and snorting lines of cocaine)

Also, before our English exam me and my friend decided that we would both get the word "Tulip" in somehow.

Mine "A man was talking to himself animatedly about tulips" (I got an A )
Friend "Asking me what I do in my free time is like asking a tulip why it grows in good weather" (I can't remember what he got)

[Ichy]

When I was in highschool we used to pull assanine stunts like these frequently. The best were when more than one of us were in on it. Our exams were often held in the gymnasium so they could cram as many people in there with as little staff as possible needed for supervision. One time we organised a group of 50 or so students to all wipe everything off their desks and onto the floor, all at the exact same time. You should have seen the commotion... all the students who weren't in on it jumped out of their seats with the resulting thunderous crash of pencils and papers, and then in unison 50 students quite calmly saying "Ooops" and then gathering their belongings back onto their desks, all the while we ignored the teachers yelling about what was going on.

Once during an english exam, which were held in actual classrooms (they gave us huge exams that took several classes to complete, far longer than was allowed to stick a kid in a hot gym with half the rest of the school), a friend and I had finished our exams two sessions early. The first one we began a spinning contest. The goal was to stand up, spin in place, then sit down again unnoticed. The next guy had to do it one more time than the last before sitting down. We got up to 37 before the teacher yelled at us "Don't you have something more productive to do?!".

Next day we near traumatised her. We brought our bathroom supplies with us and choreographed a synchronous routine where we would just prepare for any old day, only while staring her right in the eye the whole time. She was ok about it when we were brushing our hair, then came the toothbrushes to which she then began to look somewhat disturbed. When we started applying shaving cream she just freaked right out.

"What the Hell is wrong with you! Why are you doing this to me! Give me all the work you've done today!"

"But miss, we haven't done anything for the past two days. We're done, your exam was too easy."

"Get out!"

"Can we have the hall pass?"

"GET OUT!!!"

Ahhh... good times. I sometimes think they passed me in highschool just to get me out of there.

[Polaris]

:chuckle:

[DMKA]

When I was in highschool we used to pull assanine stunts like these frequently. The best were when more than one of us were in on it. Our exams were often held in the gymnasium so they could cram as many people in there with as little staff as possible needed for supervision. One time we organised a group of 50 or so students to all wipe everything off their desks and onto the floor, all at the exact same time. You should have seen the commotion... all the students who weren't in on it jumped out of their seats with the resulting thunderous crash of pencils and papers, and then in unison 50 students quite calmly saying "Ooops" and then gathering their belongings back onto their desks, all the while we ignored the teachers yelling about what was going on.

Once during an english exam, which were held in actual classrooms (they gave us huge exams that took several classes to complete, far longer than was allowed to stick a kid in a hot gym with half the rest of the school), a friend and I had finished our exams two sessions early. The first one we began a spinning contest. The goal was to stand up, spin in place, then sit down again unnoticed. The next guy had to do it one more time than the last before sitting down. We got up to 37 before the teacher yelled at us "Don't you have something more productive to do?!".

Next day we near traumatised her. We brought our bathroom supplies with us and choreographed a synchronous routine where we would just prepare for any old day, only while staring her right in the eye the whole time. She was ok about it when we were brushing our hair, then came the toothbrushes to which she then began to look somewhat disturbed. When we started applying shaving cream she just freaked right out.

"What the Hell is wrong with you! Why are you doing this to me! Give me all the work you've done today!"

"But miss, we haven't done anything for the past two days. We're done, your exam was too easy."

"Get out!"

"Can we have the hall pass?"

"GET OUT!!!"

Ahhh... good times. I sometimes think they passed me in highschool just to get me out of there.

Can't....stop...laughing...everyone...starring at me...in the witing center...

I love you.

My first exam of Uni is on Friday, I believe...I'm thinking about trying atleast one of these.

EDIT:

39. When you walk in complain about the heat. Strip.

OMG I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING IN SOCIOLOGY ON FRIDAY!