50 fun things to do in an exam that does not matter

[Ichy]

50 fun things to do in an exam that does not matter

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.
4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself aloud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6. Bring cheerleaders.
7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the Hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
8. Bring a Gameboy. Play with the volume at maximum level.
9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
10. Bring pets.
11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say, "They've found me, I have to leave the country." and run off.
12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas!" If you're really daring, ask for annother copy ofo the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or flourescent markers.
14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
15. Come down with a BAD case of Turret's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
16. Do the entire exam in annother language. If you don't know one, make oen up. For math/science exams, try using roman numerals.
17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
20. Every five minutes stand up, collect all your things, move to annother seat, continue with the exam.
21. Turn the exam in approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
22. Do the entire exam as though it were multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, ect.)
23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers blacked out.
24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your paper sdown violently, scream out "@%$# this!" and walk out triumphantly.
25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten tha insructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
26. Show up completely drunk.
27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why tell him/her in a very dergogatory tone, "The light bulb the goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper."
28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and begin yelling "I'm here, the Phantom of the Opera!" until they drag you away.
30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognise you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.
31. Upon recieving the exam, look it over while laughing loudly. Say, "You don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of Our Lives is on!"
32. Bring a water pistol with you. Nuff said.
33. From the moment the exam begins hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or annother, begin whistling the walking away theme from the Incredible Hulk.
34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.
37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the whole way through the exam. Insist this person is necessary because you have poor circulation.
38. Bring cheat sheets for annother class. Be sure this is obvious (like history notes for a calculus exam), otherwise not only are you failing, but getting kicked out as well. Staple the sheets to the exam with the comment, "Please use the attached notes for references where you see fit."
39. When you walk in complain about the heat. Strip.
40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question and ask for the answer. Try to work it out of them.
41. One word: Wrestlemania
42. Bring balloons, blow them up and start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
45. Bring some large, cumbersome, and ugly idol. Place it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, ect... sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
48. Complete the exam with everything you write backwards and at a 90 degree angle.
49. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "It helps me think." Bring a copy of the student handbook with you, challenge the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Make repeated use of the phrase "I told you so."
50. Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor XXXX Sucks."

[kikimm]

xD

[Armisael]

I like this topic.

[Denmark]

xD

[Polyonymous]

interesting..... if only i was in collage. some of them i could do in highschool though... i think i will, thanks

[TasteyPies]

Im going to try using roman numerals for my next algebra paper.

[Peegee]

One time in our university some guy who felt that he was going to fail the exam anyway brought a super soaker and blasted everybody with it.

Yep. A sure fire way to ruin your life.

[Giga Guess]

Aw MAN! Why didn't this get posted 2 or 3 years ago...

[Shlup]

In 12th grade we had to take the Golden State exams one last time... and I didn't wanna. So for the written portion I wrote a story about a unicorn who wasn't realy a unicorn because his mom was a horse and his dad was a billy goat so the animals made fun of his lop-sided horn and then he decided he didn't like that so he ate the woodland creatures and bathed in their blood. And then I drew a man in a sombrero that said "Viva Mexico!"

My teacher called me back on my way out and said "Do you want me to tell your mother about this?" and I just said "Okay. Sure," 'cause I figure I was being good by occupying myself.

That teacher had it in for me a bit though. Once when I was absent he told BJ to take something to the trash or he'd fail me. Haha.

[Giga Guess]

Heh. Sounds interesting...

[Logan]

I can't wait for an exam that doesn't count for a grade!

[Meat Puppet]

We got searched for our exams. So we couldn't bring anything in but the proper stuff. Sorry.

[Peegee]

shlupquack wins. To add content to this post I would like a crude sketch of mister mexico.

kthx.

[Mo-Nercy]

Im going to try using roman numerals for my next algebra paper.

x = 10. No matter what.

Fellow member FreaQ wrote the plot for Star Wars for an extended response.

Myself, I translated the latin into latin in a latin exam. Then I proceeded to draw pictures of things. I distinctly remember drawing a gunblade.

[MR PaNTS]

lol that was a great top 50 list! good work