Groaners!

**Giga Guess** · 09-12-2004, 10:19 PM

We've all heard 'em. The jokes that your only response to is to roll your eyes. But sometimes, we *want* to roll our eyes. So here goes:

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame unique rabbit?
Tame way. Unique up on it.

What does an eskimo get from sitting on a iceberg for too long?
Polaroids.

I knew a girl who was oing out with a guy with a wooden leg. But she decided to break it off.

One day a guy goes to a fish and chip joint called the Abbey. It was a cathedral themed restaurant, and everyone was in monk outfits. The guy noticed that, while the chips were great, the fish was horrible. The guy confronted one of the guys, but he protested "Don't look at me! I'm a chip monk! You're looking for the fish friar!"

Keep 'em coming people. Remember! Groaners ONLY!

**Levian** · 09-12-2004, 10:31 PM

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?
You open the door, and put it in.

How do you get an antilope into a refrigerator?
You open the door, take the elephant out, put the antilope in.

How do you get a car into a refrigerator?
Silly you! you really think a car fits into a refrigerator?!

**SomethingBig** · 09-12-2004, 10:37 PM

What do you get when you put a chicken and a net together?
A chicklet.

**Skogs** · 09-12-2004, 10:45 PM

Me: Knock knock
You: Who's there?
Me: Banana.
You: Banana who?
Me: Knock knock
You: Who's there?
Me: Banana.
You: Banana who?
Me: Knock knock
You: Who's there?
Me: Banana.
You: Banana who?
Me: Knock knock
You: Who's there?
Me: Banana.
You: Banana who?
Me: Knock knock
You: Who's there?
Me: Orange
You: Orange who?
Me: Orange ya glad I didn't say banana?

**DMKA** · 09-13-2004, 01:56 AM

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have any guts.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.

What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad.

What do you cal a lesbain Eskimo?
A klondike.

Why are bloodhounds rich?
Because they're always picking up cents!

:rolleyes2

**Erdrick Holmes** · 09-13-2004, 02:01 AM

What do you call a cow that won't give milk?

A milk dud

What do <i>I</i> call a cow that won't give milk?

Steak.

**Trumpet Thief** · 09-13-2004, 02:13 AM

chaos: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side...

Rubedo: Knock Knock
Who's there?
No one
No one who?
No one

Albedo: *Laughs maniacally*

**fire_of_avalon** · 09-13-2004, 02:20 AM

Bacon and eggs walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look at them and says "I'm sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."

**TasteyPies** · 09-13-2004, 02:27 AM

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence

Knock knock
Whos there?
Dwaine
Dwaine who?
Dwaine the bathtub in dwowning.

**Giga Guess** · 09-13-2004, 02:47 AM

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger after it was thrown. Then it hit me.

What did the man say after walking into the bar?
Ouch!

**Trumpet Thief** · 09-13-2004, 02:53 AM

Originally Posted by Giga Guess

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger after it was thrown. Then it hit me.

What did the man say after walking into the bar?
Ouch!

chaos: xD

Rubedo: I laughed at the second one...

**Strider** · 09-13-2004, 03:13 AM

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Hey, let's go ride bikes!

**Erdrick Holmes** · 09-13-2004, 03:46 AM

Originally Posted by Strider

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Hey, let's go ride bikes!

xD That was the best one ever.

**Giga Guess** · 09-13-2004, 04:29 AM

And oh-so-true!

**Giggles** · 09-14-2004, 02:12 AM

On my defense: I despise this joke.

Q: What do you call an Alaskan lesbian?

A: A Klondike.

AHAHAHA.

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