Groaners!

[Giga Guess]

Whaddaya call Stolen Cheese?

Nacho Cheese!

[Carnage]

These "Spoilers" are very bad jokes. U should be 21 and not be able to ban me.
(SPOILER)Whats grosser a dead baby in 4 garbage cans or 4 garbage cans in a dead baby?

Whats grosser a dumpster of dead babys or the one baby eating his way to the surface?

My stupid ass principal:
If your phones are not working please call the main office.
if you cannot hear my announcments please move closer to the speaker.

[Lindy]

A bear walks into a bar, and up to the barman and says "I'd like a pint of beer and...", the bear stops for a while, and then says "a packet of crisps"

So the barman replies, "Why the long face?"

[Giggles]

Ohohoh! Can I steal Kane's really hilariously funny joke? Even though it's not "a groaner"?

[square_is_the_best]

Well, doctor, all I remember is that I had complete amnesia.

Guy 1: I'll race you to that tree.
Guy 2: OK. If I get there first, I'll mark a line in the sand. If you get there first, you wipe it off.

My friend:
What do you hunt on Halloween?
Cari-BOO!

[TasteyPies]

A bear walks into a bar, and up to the barman and says "I'd like a pint of beer and...", the bear stops for a while, and then says "a packet of crisps"

So the barman replies, "Why the long face?"

I don't get it.

[Giggles]

Neither did I >_>

[Giga Guess]

A bear wlaks into a bar and says "I want a beer."
Bartender says "We don't serve bears here."
At that the bear gets completely irate, and starts tearing the bar apart, to which the bartender says "We don't serve belligerant bears here."
At that, the bear eats the grizzled old cougar at the end of the bar, to which the bartender replied "We don't serve stoned belligerant bears in here."
At the the bear was confused.
"Stoned?" the bear asked.
"That was a bar-bitch-you-ate. (Barbituate)"

Okay, maybe that doesn't qualify as a groaner, but it did make me roll my eyes.

[Logan]

Neither did I >_>

I don't know if I got it right. I guess, why the long space? @_@ *loses*

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Did you hear about the new pirate movie?



Yeah, it's rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR





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[DeBlayde]

A guy went into a Wisconsin Post Office and complained to the Clerk saying, "Back in 1850, a Pony Express rider used to be able to get a letter from Milwalkee to St. Louis in two days, and now it takes three! Why does it take so long now!!??"

"Well, sir," the clerk replied, "the horses are quite a bit older now."




How do you shoot an elephant?

-with an elephant gun.

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

-with a blue elephant gun.

How do you shoot a red elephant?

-Hold his nose till he turns blue, then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.



Why is it a bad idea to run through the jungle between 3 and 5 pm?

-cuz that's when the elephants are jumping outta the trees.

Why do Aligators have flat heads?

-cuz they ran through the jungle between 3 and 5 pm.




Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

-so he could hide in a strawberry patch.

Ever seen an Elephant in a strawberry patch?

-works pretty good, huh?

[The Captain]

I believe it's supposed to be a horse that walks into a bar and orders a drink and snack, not a bear since horses are known to HAVE long faces.

Take care all.

[zacks_clone]

:: rolls eyes ::

[Giggles]

This joke reallyreallyreally makes me laugh a lot. It's not a groaner, and I'm stealing it from my good buddy Kane :o


Q: What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

A: "Don't expect me to get hard, I just got laid!"


hehehe~

[Giga Guess]

:: rolls eyes ::

That's the point...