LANCE UPPERCUT AND CRYSTAL SEXKITTEN FIGHTING TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM APPARENT EVIL
LANCE UPPERCUT AND CRYSTAL SEXKITTEN FIGHTING TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM APPARENT EVIL
SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER
Man, do I hate Japanese names. It's got to the point that games are very original purely because they have non-Japanese names. That's all they need to do! Have a non-Japanese name. Gameplay? Crap! Graphics? Shoddy! Music? Awful! Charactare names? Non-Japanese! Woohoo! Great game, right there. [/rant]
Go with something like Yakada or Kiushi.
Wait.
Go with something like Halfwing or Degona or Farad or Tombo or Carissa or Sasha or Nia or Mia or Ané or anything of that sort for names, they can be existing names, it doesn't hurt. Otherwise just pick a couple of consonants and a couple of vowels and work them around. Let us know if you still can't find anything but did manage to get a few ideas, even if it's just a starting letter.
Last edited by Loony BoB; 09-13-2004 at 04:29 PM. Reason: "Man, do I hate Japanese games." changed to "Man, do I hate Japanese names."
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Male: Rain
Girl: Teal
Girl: Adeselna (there is not anyone with this name.... isn't that wonderful?)
Boy: Yuri
Aww crap, I coulda used this thread a few days ago! >D
Boy- Iroko, Sherokin
Girl- Niralyn, Halyihn
bwah!
Too late, all of these names sucked and I just stole some from a game.
They were names for characters in one of those free-RPG things, where you have to create EVERYTHING about the character, no way would it be a story.
I'm so uninventive.
Actually, I changed my mind, I'm writing a story around Spiff's title, because who wouldn't want to make use of a genius title like that. My god, it's like we're in 50's america again, where the apparent evil will probably be red coloured and McCarthy will appear somewhere too.
Male: Hypermarket Assistant, Spotted Turtle
Female: Dislocated Elbow, Amazing Traffic
I'd use them in anything I did. Not that I do things that require names. But if I did, I would! Better than Japanese names. I agree with BoB's crazy but not crazy rant!
Hmm these are some interesting names
Male: Kuba
Female: Akira, Yuki
One with the Spirit of a wolf
Female: Saeran, Taini, Eithne
Male: Eamon and Kai
Male:Lee,Shinseki
Female:Rei,Mei-Li
"People Always Lie" - House MD.
:<3:Originally Posted by Lindy
Make sure Crystal has big breasts and wears a tight, multi-colored jumpsuit. And lance wears a headband and muscle shirt and carries about fifty bigass guns on his back.
SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER
Female: Kisha
Male: Florence
IRONY, I used to have the name here of RyuKishi.
Also, Spiff, does Lance have to drive a muscle car to match his shirt? Or is that too ahead of his time? Because, of course, Lance is afraid of modern technology as are all true heroes, since technology is the realm of bad guys, and evil scientists. And dentists, can't forget dentists.
"Lance strode manfully into the lair of the evil villain, a man so evil he can't even be given a name. In one hand he held his trusty M16, in his other an M60 grenade launcher, because every hero needs big guns to match their big <b>[scene deleted]</b>. Bad guys came left right and center, Lance mowing them down with his huge manly man guns, their bloody deaths being disguised against their deep, communist red, totally unarmoured uniforms. Lance strode deeper into the villain's lair, his trusty bandanna flowing behind him in nonexistant wind, his muscle shirt perfectly pristine as heroes never sweat.
Finally, he reached the evil villain's lair, and his ultimate prize, the love of his life and long time college sweetheart...Crystal Sexkitten! Before meeting Lance, Crystal was an innocent girl, all long skirts and glasses, but now every man (and villain) was after her for their own. She lay, tied to a chair, her tight jumpsuit unzipped slightly revealing the perfect curves of her <b>[scene deleted]</b>. "Alright evil villain! It's just you and me now! A final duel, over your conveniently placed boiling acid filled lava pit at the centre of a volcano!" shouted Lance as he strode manfully into the lair of his nemesis (well, one of many, but Lance had a somewhat one track mind). "Haha, you can never stop me Lance, my incredibly slow moving, weak laser will cut your lover in two before you can even reach me! Look, even now, it is already at least six foot away from her...feet! Hahahaha!" the evil villain retorted.
Lance was shocked, he had to make the terrible choice between saving the love of his life and defeating his evil nemesis, so Lance did what only a hero could do. With a great cry, he hefted both his gun and shot the <b>[scene deleted]</b> out of the evil villain! And the villain cried, with his dying words "But you're a hero! You can't do something like that!", "Hah" shouted Lance "I'm an American hero! We'll do anything we want to defeat <b>[scene deleted]</b> Reds like you! Give my regards to Lenin!"
And with that, Lance untied Crystal and carried her out of the volcano while it began to explode.
As they were driving away in Lance's manly muscle car, the volcano exploding behind the happy couple, Crystal turned to Lance and asked "Oh Lance, I love you so much, now will you teach me to <b>[scene deleted]</b>?" "Oh yeah baby, just make sure you limber up first! Haha!" Lance laughed. And as the volcano sank into the ground behind them, Lance and Crystal kissed, with no regard for road safety or any other pedestrians. But then, Lance is a hero, and true heroes don't give a <b>[scene deleted]</b> about the little guys
NEXT EPISODE : Lance Uppercut Fights The Evil Villains of The Red Planet, MARS! Why? Because they're clearly all vicious commies!"
...Ok, I'm done now ¬_____¬
Last edited by Lindy; 09-13-2004 at 09:07 PM.
Male: Zeke is the best name ever.
Female: I never have to name any female characters in any games, because all the ones I play are gender-biased, or they already have names.
Male: Jack
Female: Jill
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