Things that the British invented

[gokufusionss1]

Does anybody know who invented the wheel?

And supposedly, the British have not yet discovered the toothbrush.

not yet but we have discovered the electric toothbrush, so soon maybe we will.

[Sisko]

It was the Chinese who invented wheel..

But it probably was the British who invented the British cuisine, which contains things most people would not prefer to call food. Think about the breakfast for example. Sausages, fried eggs, bacon, baked beans and what ever you can find from your fridge to add up to the greasy effect.. Or custard, marmade, I could continue but you know anyways what I mean. Fortunate enough, the Indians came to the rescue and made curry almost a British national food (even though it would be made in British soggy way).

Waste. I have never ever seen anyone waste as much as people do in Britain. And throw it on the streets. Apparently there are waste bins, but I doubt the British invented them though. The only reason why Britain is so expensive country is that when you buy something you also have to pay for the things they throw away. So you end up paying 'pay one, throw one away' price for everything plus if you are in London you pay extra just because you are in London.

Did I miss something? Probably much more that I haven't seen in my three months in England as a foreigner exerience.. But I can try to spot them on the three months I have left...

[Calliope]

Towns: Kiwis invented good old number eight wire, as well as buzzy bees, bungy jumping, and uh...I forget. And I think I'll always insist that Richard Pearce beat the Wright Brothers, too.

[General Zod]

British may kneel before Zod. Kneel!

[Project G]

Who the hell are you????. And we will not bow down to you

[General Zod]

Who the hell are you????. And we will not bow down to you

You will pay for these words. This planet is mine now, be prepared for the New Order. Kneel before Zod! Kneel!

[Old Manus]

If you are considering world domination what the hell are you doing on EoFF!? *kicks in balls*



Condensed milk
toilet humour

[Maxico]

British may kneel before Zod. Kneel!

We've gotten of to a bad start. Lets just leave it at that.

[K-chan]

British may kneel before Zod. Kneel!

*gives you an odd look*

if you are adding the bad things too I'll just add:

Busted

Mcfly

Take That

Girls Aloud

One True Voice

Will Young

Gareth Gates

Need I add more torture to that list?

I'll agree with all of them except Gareth Gates. I'm sorry, but his voice gets on my nerves. You didn't put the Suga Babes and Sophie Elise Bexter! shame!

[Giga Guess]

You will pay for these words. This planet is mine now, be prepared for the New Order. Kneel before Zod! Kneel!

Yer an odd one, aren't you?