I aced the written part because I am not a dumbass and KNOW the rules of the road no matter how obscure they are. My memory may have slipped a bit on it since I took the test 6 years ago. I live in Illinios by the way so your rules of the road do not necessarily match my rules of the road.

The driving portion of the test took 3 minutes. We went around the block!!! Seriously. It was past 5 because the DMV is slow as hell and they just want to get the hell out of there so I got a piss easy test that entailed going the speed limit, stopping at 4 stop signs and making 4 turns...I also had to park the car but since the parking lot was empty it was a piece of cake.