We've all heard 'em. The jokes that your only response to is to roll your eyes. But sometimes, we *want* to roll our eyes. So here goes:

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame unique rabbit?
Tame way. Unique up on it.

What does an eskimo get from sitting on a iceberg for too long?
Polaroids.

I knew a girl who was oing out with a guy with a wooden leg. But she decided to break it off.

One day a guy goes to a fish and chip joint called the Abbey. It was a cathedral themed restaurant, and everyone was in monk outfits. The guy noticed that, while the chips were great, the fish was horrible. The guy confronted one of the guys, but he protested "Don't look at me! I'm a chip monk! You're looking for the fish friar!"

Keep 'em coming people. Remember! Groaners ONLY!