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    Default And life continues to become more like a cartoon

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/...in642603.shtml

    (AP) A man who swung an alligator at his girlfriend during an argument was sentenced to six months in jail.

    David Havenner, 41, pleaded no contest to misdemeanor charges of battery and possession of an alligator, said Linda Pruitt, spokeswoman for the State Attorney's Office. He changed his earlier plea of not guilty, she said Wednesday.

    He was sentenced to six month in jail with 48 days credit for time served during the Sept. 1 hearing, according to court records.

    Sheriff's officials said Havenner was keeping the 3-foot gator in his bathtub and swung it at his girlfriend, Nancy Monico, 39, during an argument on July 16.

    Monico told investigators that Havenner beat her with his fists, then grabbed the gator and swung it at her as she tried to escape. The gator struck Monico at least once. Havenner then threw empty beer bottles at her and kicked her out of their mobile home, she told investigators.

    Havenner told investigators that Monico bit his hand because she was upset that they had run out of alcohol.

    The alligator was later released into the St. Johns River, wildlife commission officials said.

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    lmao thats quite funny. though what type of cartoon character would you be if you were one? I'd probably be a willie coyote mixed with Piro from Megatokyo I'm that pathetic with the ladies

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    You can NOT be serious....can you, ed?

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    *swings an alligator*

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    I'm going to write to my local senator and demand that alligator be given a medal. Where's my local senator? I live in England so it'd probably be some east coast person.

    MEDALS FOR ALLIGATOR HEROES!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
    I'm going to write to my local senator and demand that alligator be given a medal. Where's my local senator? I live in England so it'd probably be some east coast person.

    MEDALS FOR ALLIGATOR HEROES!
    YES!

    I'm still trying to determine weather the alligator is a terrorist or a patriot though. :/
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    I declare that it is an unholy anagamalamalalanananation of the two!

    A Terroriotigator! If my new word...or words...don't make it into this year's dictionary, I'll be distraught

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    Thank god we have such prestigious members in our society. When i get my first mobile home, ill make damn sure i have enough alcahol.

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    i'm glad the state of Florida plays such a large role in deciding the US president.

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    Im also glad they have the intelligence to handle ballots correctly. It'd be a mess if that ever got screwed up.

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    *drops a 40t weight on eest*

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    Quote Originally Posted by eestlinc
    i'm glad the state of Florida plays such a large role in deciding the US president.
    And who wouldn't be!?!?
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