Sidekick needed

[Del Murder]

Hi, this is your local superhero Super Delete here. After my most recent brush with my nemesis Dr Yams, I realized that the world is quite a big place, and I am only one man. That's why I have decided to take out an ad for a sidekick. Anyone can apply, just post your name and superpower, and I will choose the best candidates.*

Don't worry if you have little experience in fighting super villains, I won't break you into the big time right away. At first you'll start out on small jobs, like getting my coffee or ironing my blue tights.

*Selection of some candidates may be influenced by NBC. Must be 18 years old or have parents' permission to enter. Void where prohibited.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Ollyman

My superpowers are making food disapear and I can make red stoplights turn green by staring at them. I can get you through traffic quicker.

[Strider]

You may remember me from such amazing adventures as "Strider" and "Strider 2".

I'm a ninja, I have a sword with lots of neat-o technological gizmos, aaaaaaand... hey, I've got a cool robotic animal arsenal.

[Loony BoB]

Loony BoB

is

Hypocritical Pyromaniac Guy!

He burns stuff and makes sure bad guys don't do bad stuff by doing bad stuff to them in return!

Well, I certainly wouldn't be much help, that's for sure. I'm not sure I'm really cut out for joining the fight against such villains as Hurricane Yams and that guy Lord Mïchnáidia.

[Codak]

I'm the Amazing Collosall Fantastic Power Zapper Wonder Man. (pts to anyone who gets where that name is from).

[Levian]

I'm the Oblivious Lawyer.

I lie.

[Cz]

Behold, Sidekick!!!

The ultimate in sidekick technology, he has but one power, the muchly feared 'Side-kick'.

Observe!

His catchphrase? 'You don't wanna get on the wrong side of me!'

[TheAbominatrix]

Is this gonna end up like that episode of Freakazoid when he was in the Hall of Sidekicks? Methinks you need a dog named Foamy. Or a big fat guy with bad acne named Fanboy.

By the way, I'd apply, but I'm more of a petty criminal myself. I need an evil sort to apprentice under.

[Baloki]

I fought evil once but its too late for me now...

[Silmaril]

Lady Readalotte.

Yeah, I do. Problem?

[Erased]

I am the all powerful
<b>ERASER</b>!
I can ERASE all your random mistakes! Give me long enough, and I'll give you mistakes for me to ERASE! I'm not 18, for that is old for an ERASER, but I'm getting close! My parents have seen for themselves, my amazing ERASING capabilities! Order Now!

[Loony BoB]

Eraser has got to be the most perfect sidekick for Super Delete ever (although I'm not sure if Super Delete is looking for someone with such similar powers, we'll soon find out).

[Baloki]

Eraser has got to be the most perfect sidekick for Super Delete ever (although I'm not sure if Super Delete is looking for someone with such similar powers, we'll soon find out).

and his EoFF nick is Erased, a match made in heaven

[Giga Guess]

Eraser has got to be the most perfect sidekick for Super Delete ever (although I'm not sure if Super Delete is looking for someone with such similar powers, we'll soon find out).

Oh my god, how true it is...

[TasteyPies]

Super duper ultra pie lad boy man the VIII of pietown pieland

Powers include

1) Pie vision - Being able to see through pie (this is fun with lady pies)

2) Super pie aura - making the bad guys fall to their knees after smelling my mighty yummynesseses

3) Super duper Pie agility - Move faster than a speeding pop-tart

4) I have a shotgun.