Do you have a/any pet/s? What species is/are it/they? What do you call it/them? Are you annoyed/confused at the use of this/that? If you don't have a pet, would you like one?
I personally want a squrrel. I don't care if it's undomesticable or immoral. Failing that, I'd really really like a pica. It would be cool to own a pica, because of my obvious metally handicapped induced fetish (non-sexual!) of a certain pokemon.
btw I really really want a birthday pikachu card. *hint hint*