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    Default EoFF Magic: The Gathering

    Here goes nothing...

    Design a card with *YOU* as the subject. A legend/whatever (Wizard, zombie, whatever, if anything...)

    Oh, and the color legend goes as such:
    R=Red
    B=Black
    U=Blue
    W=White
    G=Green

    Giga Guess 5WG

    Summon-Legend
    Flying
    Attacking doesn't cause Giga Guess to tap.
    At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay 1W and bring any white creature back from your graveyard back into play. Place a rebirth token on that creature. If a creature with a rebirth token goes into the graveyard, remove it from play instead.

    4/4

    PLEASE only post if you have a rudimentary knowledge of Magic: the Gathering...

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    Khaotic: 1 B

    Summon - minion

    When khaotic comes into play, target opponent may put any creature card from his or her hand into play. When Khaotic deals damage to an opponent, put your hand into play tapped.

    1/2


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    I've never seen the attraction of magic the gathering.

    Ever.

    EVER.

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    Can we get more nerdy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunday Man
    Can we get more nerdy?
    Not unless we dress up as Captain Kirk and yell out "Set Phasers to Radical!"

    I don't really know what Magic the Gathering is. When people first mentioned it I thought it was some sort of demonic cult. Actually, I still think that.

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    Considering how it talks about tapping, either I'd assume they're tapping into demonic planes to summon up hellbeasts, or they just REALLY enjoy dancing with noisy shoes.

    *summons up Gene Kelly*

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    I don't play Magic, but I think I can pull this off:

    Czanthor the Varnished

    When Czanthor the Varnished is laid, you instantly win the game and your opponent becomes your slave for all eternity.
    "The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."

    Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.

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    i take it that card is never useful.

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    Depends who you're playing against.
    "The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."

    Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.

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    It's true, most Magic players are guys.

    I'll do mine later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunday Man
    Can we get more nerdy?
    OMG Yu-Gi-Oh Cards xD
    FOA

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    Sess020-------------(3)B

    Legendary Sorcery

    Smoke a bowl, then pass it around. When it returns to you, you win the game.
    "I told Yarzuk: Its the one spell that EVERYONE looks forward to!"

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    Ansem:
    Ansem RRRRRBBBBB
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    Summon Wizard

    Treat Ansem as if he had
    Flying. You may deal X damage
    to your opponent, where X is
    a sacrifice of your own Life.

    9/8


    Sory if the wording isn't perfect. I haven't played in 8 1/2 years.

    Kounetsu:
    Kounetsu 10
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    Summon Legend

    Kounetsu ignores summoning
    sickness. This creature can
    receive a +X/+X bonus per turn,
    where X is the number of Life you
    sacrifice to give this bonus.

    10/9

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thunday Man
    Can we get more nerdy?
    Hey, look. I'm just trying to get traffic flow going again...got a better idea?

    Many thanks Christmas!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Giga Guess
    got a better idea?
    Three words: Hot. Naked. Chicks.

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