I remember the days when I played this crap... my best memory is selling all my cards for wads of cash. (Actually, that's the second best memory, the best is this killer Urza's deck I made with Deranged Hermits... yeah.)

I must say I like Sess's bowl spell. That is sweet.

Neel - WUBG
[picture of me being a badass]
Legendary Badass

First strike
Neel comes into play with 5 +1/+0 counters.
Pay N life or discard N cards: Neel gets N +1/+0 counters.
Remove N +1/+0 counters, tap: Draw N cards, kill N creatures, untap N creatures, dispel N spells, counter N spells, or gain N life.
1, Remove 1 +1/+0 counters: Untap Neel.
If your life is less than 1 and Neel is still in play, set your life to 1 and remove a +1/+0 counter.
If Neel goes to owner's graveyard, return Neel to owner's hand.

"Neel! Quit being such a badass!" - Keith S.

2/6

Wow, I had too much fun with that.