I haven't played Magic in 3 years, but here's a stab:

Chzn8r
4BG
Creature - Pwning Pirate
When Chzn8r comes into play, search your deck for Cupil, Pen Pen, and/or Makar, and put them into your hand.
BG: All Pwning creatures gain +2/+2 until end of turn.
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