EoFF Magic: The Gathering

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Giga Guess' Equalizer 2GG
Instant
All special abilities are nullified until end of turn, including "Creature may not be the target of spells or abilities." Target creatures Power and toughness become the equivalent to the weakest creature in play.

"But...but that was my best card!" ~ed

Nyah nyah!

GAH~! I hath been thwarted! That quote just made the whole thing. Although I must say it still doesn't stop my card from being a 30/30 death machine. Still isn't easy to kill.

I also made it blue for counter spell reasons

*tramples you*

PWNED!

[Cz]

And Lo, God looked down upon his creation and decided it had all been a complete waste of time and resources. In an instant, he wrought terrible destruction on the universe and it's inhabitants, and cast them all into the pit of hell. God sighed unto himself and spake, 'I knew it was a dumb idea to make that stupid card game'.

[Polyonymous]

Polyonymous' Will 2UUU

Enchantment

Ployonymous's Will can not be targeted by spells or abilities.
6: Return all creatures from play to thier owners hands, each player chooses one creature from thier hand and puts it into play.

this card would beat you all up, and since it isnt targeting anything it can even return creatures that cant be targeted, and if you even think of attacking me i will just return all the creaturs to thier owners hand, that means you cant get to me with your creatures! muwhahahaha.... but i dont play magic anymore, the new set they are comin out with looks extreamly stupid.

[Erased]

Erased
B,U 0/1 Legendary creature - Spectre
Flying
During each upkeep, you lose one life for each land you control.
When Erased comes into play, you lose 4 life.
When Erased comes into play, destroy all non black creatures. They can't be regenerated. When Erased comes into play, all players discard their hands and draw that many cards. If a creature would come into play, destroy Erased.
<i>"Almost sounds more like a curse, rather than a blessing..." -Giga Guess</i>
Take THAT! ^^
Edit: Now with added flavor! (SPOILER)text!

[Giga Guess]

Almost sounds like a curse, rather than a blessing...

[Chzn8r]

I haven't played Magic in 3 years, but here's a stab:

Chzn8r
4BG
Creature - Pwning Pirate
When Chzn8r comes into play, search your deck for Cupil, Pen Pen, and/or Makar, and put them into your hand.
BG: All Pwning creatures gain +2/+2 until end of turn.
4/4

[Erased]

What? No one searches their deck any more... j/k ^^
Not too bad. I'd play it in a deck.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Void Dragon
7 Force 4 Chi
13 gold
When Void Dragon Destroys a province, the province's controller discards their fate hand.

Oh wait... that card already exists... and is from a different game... sorry, it's just that L5R IS BETTER and all. but anyways, as far as the Magic Card goes...

Behold the Void
1B XX
Sorcery
Give target player X number of poison tokens where X is equal to the amount of extra mana paid divided by two. Any player with 10 or more poison tokens loses.

[Giga Guess]

Giga Guess' Lance 5
Artifact
Equip-3
Equipped Creature gains First Strike, +2/+4, and TAP: Tap or untap target creature.