Proof that dogs are better than cats.

[Peegee]

dog > cat = corollary

[Del Murder]

I once had a faithful canine companion. His name was Spotless the Invisible Dog. He was expensive, but the nice man selling items out of his van threw in an invisible leash and a month's supply of invisible dog food free of charge. Poor Spotless wasn't much for playing, and I never heard a peep out of him, but I loved him just the same. One day after chasing the vile Mr. Edczxcvbnm throuhgout North America (he was travelling to every house in the US in order to destroy all copies of FFVI. I tricked him into returning to his home dimension by making it an official US law that Mr. Edczxcvbnm must never go home. You see, his one weakness is that he cannot obey any rules. It took damn long to pay off those senators, I assure you) and when I came home poor Spotless had ran away. I hope he found a good home.

[Maxico]

I had a cat. It was fat, it stank and it scratched up all the wood in my house. EVEN PENCILS, how the hell can cat do that. And it was called clio even though it was male.

My cat was weird.

The end.

[Cz]

All this proves is that Spiff is susceptible to emotive images. Exploit this fact and send him on missionary work to the South Pacific.

[Psychotic]

All this proves is that Spiff is susceptible to emotive images. Exploit this fact and send him on missionary work to the South Pacific.

Will he yell for help from Jebus on the plane that takes him there? :meditate:

[Silmaril]

Why d you hurt me?
I love cats.