I have (alive) an oma, a popa, a grandma, a 'gum gum', a great grandma, a mum, a dad, a stepmum, an ex-stepdad, a 'mum's boyfriend', a sister, a brother in law, a stepsister, a stepbrother, a half sister, well over 30 cousins and stepcousins (possibly over 40), well over 20 aunts and uncles... my family gets to be pretty big, so I have no bloody clue how many PC's I have (while technically cheating).

While not technically cheating, I own one PC and my direct family owns an additional four, (sister and brother-in-law have one, dad & co have an additional two, mum & her boyfriend have an additional one, and I suppose you can say five if you include my ex-stepdad who also has one).

Include work PC's and I have an extra one at work.

So one, really. I plan on buying a second and inheriting a third (I've told my Dad to not throw out the old 386 which the family calls a oversized paperweight because it's the PC that I grew up on).