I have B computers in my house, observe:

This one I'm on right now (the family computer, the only good one (good means internet-capable) (Pentium 4 Processor, Dell Inspiron 4600 Series))
The one I used to use up here, which died in August.
The one before that one, which still works and is currently downstairs.
The one before that one, which was like a 386 or something. Dead.
The PC-Junior. Dead.

w00t.

EDIT: Also, my brother and father have laptops, neither of which are currently in the house. My brother's is at university with him, and my dad's is at work with him. :mastersha