How many of you were paid to advertise Garnier?

I have this new so-called "shampoo" in powder form. It's so totally organic and natural and guarantees in making hair thick and shiny.

But it smells like genetically altered tea and when you make a paste of of it with water it looks exactly like poop. How's that for natural?

Do you have any opinions about people who groom and care a crapload about grooming that you MUST SAY TO PEOPLE WHO BRING THIS UP NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU STRUGGLE AGAINST THE EVIL KILLER TROLLS?

You have way too much time on your hands.