Typical morning: I wake up and spit in the sink. Then I hop in the shower and soap myself clean, and use this color-treated-shampoo and color-treated-conditioner, and sometimes I shave various parts of my body, but nobody SEES my legs or anything, so usually I don't bother.

Then I rinse everything out and blow dry my hair and brush my teeth and wash my face and get the gunk out of my eyes.

I used to use Garnier, but then I dyed my hair and had to get color-treated Garnier shampoo, but then we couldn't FIND it anywhere, so I got this expensive stuff from a salon <3