What are you typical practices involving cleaning and/or grooming (if you groom that is)? Do you have any opinions about people who groom and care a crapload about grooming that you MUST SAY TO PEOPLE WHO BRING THIS UP NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU STRUGGLE AGAINST THE EVIL KILLER TROLLS?
For me, this is (usually) everything I do to get super duper clean:
- wake up and roll around until I fall out of bed
- stumble around through my room, typically smashing into something
- Grab towel and electric toothbrush
- wander around until I reach the bathroom
- brush teeth with e. toothbrush. I don't use a cup so I run water into the drain as I rinse my mouth. I think I use about a liter or 3 (about a gallon?) of water just to brush my teeth.
- use on face because it gets oily
- refreshed, I shower, shampoo with either or , condition for 5 mins while I soap down, then I rinse and leave shower
- use the following styling products on my hair:
Ice spiker. First I wet my hair a very little bit. I then take a dab and rub it with my hands. I then press my hair together upwards, making it like a mohawk (except I don't have mohawk hair so it looks dumb). I wait 5 minutes for it to set, then I press my hair down. Using 4 dabs (literally like 5 ml of the stuff), I fashion 8 spikes along the top of my head.
Ice spiker blast. I spray this all over my head.
Ice controller. Sometimes I use this instead or with the spiker blast.
Then I spray my leave-in conditioner:
Hair set, I wash my hands, dry them, then get dressed and go out for the day! Yay!