I have this quirk. It's not as much a quirk as it is an annoying habit. Or maybe the term I'm looking for is 'dyslexic inebriation disorder'. Anyway, it seems the moment I sit down here and fire up the ol' instant messengers, my ability to converse in a coherent or perhaps even sane fashion vanishes. I'm not kidding in the least here. In fact despite this being GC, I am trying my best not to overtly stuff my thread with acronyms of a certain asian-origin disease. Anyway, this is my online malfunction.

Do you have any? Or do you somehow manage to speak as if you normally would in real life? Do you sit down in front of the computer and suddenly start typing using ludicrous shorthand (like U/b/ur/wut ? Even I don't do that)? Do you only chat when you're drunk, thus typing like PG but with a coherent thought in mind? Do you, for some bizarre reason, actually chat like I do? (If so you must converse with me!)

And if you speak like a normal person, why? Also any insight into the concept of PGism/PGness is greatly appreciated. I honestly do NOT know what I am doing or what motivates me to BREAK OUT INTO BOUTS OF OMFGASLPIESBBQLWTFSARSSTDHOBBITSEX ASL ASIAN PRIDE.

Discuss.