Must....talk....like....idiot

[Peegee]

Muggy doesn't like mcdonald's breakfast.

Who lieks pai? Bai mai pai. asl? sars

goats boats coats zygotes notebooks totes votes moats floats trenchcoats

pika pi, pika chuuuuuuu

asian pride!

sup my asian brother?

...and I can't think of any more. The above are my catchphrases. I think I used to say different ones before, like the 'bai mai pai' isn't really said any more.

asl? 69/F/UK

[Logan]

First off, I believe that talking to PG recently has made me sick (with SARS?)

Secondly, I type differently depending on who I'm talking to. For online friends (like you guys :<z>D), I use normal typing like I'm using here, except when making fun of people (or talking to PG). Examples: omfg wtf ihavesars hobbitsex sars SARS YOU ARE FAT asian fat lolz w00t. And I usually use proper grammar because that's cool.
Lastly, sarswtfhobbitsex. :mastersha

PG keeps giving me SARS through AIM.

And yeah, that too. With most of my online friends, I type crazy and hyper, but with people I hardly know, or people from school, I type normal-er. Like this. Sort of.

[Craig]

I type with full words in IMs but no puncuation.. maybe the odd ! or ? here and there, I only use short hand for groups of words and "lol" can't escape that one.

[Del Murder]

Being a role model to millions, I of course have to be able to speak quite eloquently.

ghetto, your ability to talk wasn't deleted, was it? Sometimes I don't even know my own strength. If that was the case, contact me and I will fax you the reversal procedure. You have a rectal thermometer I hope.

[Giga Guess]

I usually try to keep my chatting/posting to the point that others can read what I'm saying without a translator. WHAT I say, on the other hand, is a totally different story. I've e-violated many, many people in the EoFF Chatroom....it's almost sad...

Oh and liberal use of emoticons...

[UltimateSpamGrover]

Being an idiot gets me out of reply to this...

Me IdIoT? No I think so but what wrong? wrong that is something! Idiot must I am! Understand you me no? AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Big D]

My internet-writing is a lot more wordy and complex than everyday speech. More polysyllabic words, more run-on sentences with too many clauses. Kinda high-fallutin' academic-sounding stuff.

[soulICE]

der.. der.. deR *seizure*

[krissy]

usually i try to loose control of my fingers so thea t typos come up
typign is too slow sometimes so i dont wait for its ot cathc up

[Calliope]

Krissy is the only one here who I'll tolerate typing as he does <3

[Meat Puppet]

To my real life friends I type like they do. All messed up and stuff. I mean, what if they think I'm "uncool" or "not hip" or something? Because I type all "smart"?

But. I.

[FreaQaZoiD]

Do you sit down in front of the computer and suddenly start typing using ludicrous shorthand (like U/b/ur/wut ? Even I don't do that)?

Yay! It r ez to tok lyk dis! Say wha?

~~~FreaQ

[Rye]

PG and I discuss intelligent things such as how Sears sells SARs but won't except returns. And Ry chuuuuu!

[Peegee]

sears isn't selling sars any more. It was a one-time sars sears sale

[Iceglow]

when I type I pretty much hold what I'm saying in the form of a conversation in my mind (otherwise I'd constantly be talking to myself) so it's pretty accurate even to the lack of grammar half the time the only difference is I dont swear much apart from MSN with certain people. Also on MSN with a few people a smilie can be a sentence so then those convo's are wierd