Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
You're not supposed to get ripped at family functions, Matt. xD
...Which leads PERFECTLY into my story. At my great-grandfather's 90th birthday, my sister was a bartender (disregard the fact that she was, like, 15...) I paid no heed until I saw her draped across a chair. I approach her, and she is NOTICABLY blitzed. Not puking drunk, but one helluva buzz. I tell her to do the standard equilibrium test as I've always seen (Stand on one foot, touch your nose) and she failed miserably, so I left her with simple instructions. "Stay here, and do NOT let your grandmother see you like this." And after that, I have teased her mercilessly about being my little lush of a sister...