Hilarious drunken stories

[Doc Sark]

Yeah, it was a friends birthday. I remember a mate of mine kept losing contol of his legs and slipping over, and I kept on singing Dance Magic Dance from the Labyrinth in between asking people if they were looking for arms house.

Still don't know how the sombrero became involved.....

[fire_of_avalon]

Bert how did you fit IN the pizza box?

I only cry when I get drunk, but once, my friend told me he remembers climbing into a refrigerator and proclaiming himself to be Pen Pen the Penguin.

[escobert]

Bert how did you fit IN the pizza box?

I only cry when I get drunk, but once, my friend told me he remembers climbing into a refrigerator and proclaiming himself to be Pen Pen the Penguin.

well I wasn't all the way in it :rolleyes2 bit was just more or less laying on it. In the bluecheese infact

[Logan]

A girl from my American Literature class is in the hospital because she drank too much and her heart is all messed up. Haaaaahahha. Not so funny.

[-N-]

It would've been more hilarious had the guy chased you down, tackled you, and held you until the cops busted you for vandalism and public intoxication.

You know, you're right.

[theundeadhero]

When I was 18, me and my cousin were doing our Saturday night ritual, throwing a party somewhere, when we decided we had to go to the gas station and buy some donuts. ( I used to work there so I knew they were an hour fresh ) One of our friends and his girlfriend go and when we get there we decide we need to buy all the donuts! We got back to the car and were like " what are we gonna do with all these donuts? Eat them? No, theres too many!" About this time I remembered a few years back throwing a donut on my neighbors roof and got to thinking that our friend (dave) needed to be initiated into our Mustache group. ( Another drunk story, cousin was Mr. Mustache, I was Baron Von Mustache, and girlfriend was Mrs. Mustache) So we could go around doing stupid stuff with donuts. We put em' all over the place. I remember one made it in our friend "sweetpea" 's glovebox of his car, one made it in our Aunt's mailbox( who happened to work at the post office) and a couple made it on random doorsteps cause the nexy day was Easter and it made a great present to find on your way to church. I could tell a story from every Saturday night but that would be way to hard, I'm lazy.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Oh, I have tons of stories.
I just can't remember why.