What are your funny drunken adventure story things? I'll start with one, but it's not as good typed.
So once, my friend and I get really drunk, and we're down in Redondo Beach (it's this beach outside of LA). We're throwing a huge party the next day, so we decide it would be a GREAT idea to go caroling to raise money for it. So we wander around the streets (it's about 10.30 pm on a Friday night) belting out Christmas carols (yeah, it was August).
We walk up to someone's front door, and knock. No one comes to the door, so we start singing and think maybe that'll bring them out. Nothing. So we walk a few houses down, and do it again. Still, nothing.
The third house we try, a guy actually comes to the door; and my friend and I were so surprised that someone actually came we forgot to sing. So, we finally manage to stutter out that we were gathering donations for a party we were throwing the next day. Never mind that our school was well over an hour away from where we were (never mind how we got there, either).
He tells us to pike off or he calls the cops.
I ask him if I can at least use his bathroom.
He pulls out his cellphone and begins to dial.
I puke in his bushes.
He looks at me in utter shock.
We both turn and run.
On our way back, my friend kept thinking we were being chased by the cops, and ran as fast as we could back to where we were staying (at one of our friends's house). On our way back, my friend kept thinking every car was a cop car, so he jumped out in front of the street to stop the cars and check if they were cops. (They weren't.) Somehow, we make it back.
Next morning, around 7 am, a cop shows up at the front door looking for us. There is a long awkward pause where I think of the various ways to escape this situation. Turns out my car was illegally parked. :rolleyes:
There. Share yours. Bert, I'm counting on you. And I've already heard the paintball one.