im going to hell. well.. living in a suburban neighborhood in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere, its easy to become bored. favorite pastime?

scare the old people and young couple/family neighbors.

1. spread a rumor about having bodies hidden under the backyard canoe.
2. convinced brother's friends of the very short kind to parade around the outside perimeter of the house wearing monks robes and chanting Tiny Tim. (not during halloween)
3. feeding spam to squirrels. (cannibalism?)

we're so whitetrash. ("mommy! mommy! i want a mullet!")

can animals go to hell? im pretty sure my brother's cat is spawn of satan or something.. always killing squirrels and bats and leaving their headless selfs at the back door.