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    Yeah, I'll be chillin' in the first level of Hell with like, Socrates and those other cool cats. See ya there.

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    Looks like Chewie and Leia were caught getting funkay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matty Pie!
    I've been there. It's called Albertsons.

    Edit: seriously though, I don't know. I haven't done that much wrong, but I can say some really mean things sometimes.
    Don't you mean Walgreens?

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    chaos: Well, I'm trying to steer my direction into the way of heaven. Can't say I've done anything too wrong from what I remember, although, I hope I don't go to hell...

    Rubedo: Although, from the looks of it the place looks like it gives freebies, and looong coffie breaks

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    I don't care. In some theories, EARTH is Hell so I won't be going anywhere I haven't been before. However, what I hope is that if I go to Hell, i get to visit New York.
    I have to go to Hell, i don't love God.


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    I'll either be in the slums of heaven or the upper class of hell (I hope). I'm not a bad person, really. Sometimes, I'm just inconsiderate of "what is to be".


    :whaaa: I've adopted this smiley

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    Quote Originally Posted by nik0tine
    Don't you mean Walgreens?
    NO WALGREENS IS PERFECT!

    Or maybe that was just the commercial.

    And I already am in hell...I'm just wondering when I'll get out.
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    I'm going to hell, eventually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikztsu
    I'm going to heaven. Sure, I sin like everyone of us, but I pray and God always forgives me. *n.n*

    I'm a goood boy.
    I was to say the same thing it is sorta funny looking but has long as you pray for forgiveness you should be fine unless you are a mass muderer.

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    In all seriousness, I believe that I'll probably end up in purgatory. I highly doubt I've done anything hell-worthy. I mean, aside from the gay thing, but I have doubts about that one.

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    I think that Earthworm just wanted to compare funny stories... and not to delve into the epistemology of religion. Anyhow, misinterpretation goes on a lot in here, so here is my attempt at why I am going to hell i.e. the intention of this forum.

    I am going to hell because I allow the Devil to guide my hands. He tells me to steal things, he tells me to lift up the womens dresses and he tells me to do things or he will eat my penis.


    P.S. And yes I am a lay Catholic, I believe in all that underworld crap that the Protestants do not; especially what that infernalist Dante had to say in the Divine Comedy.... go figure!
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    chaos: Seriously though, I don't think hell can be that bad if I get to see all you guys rotting with me in there

    Rubedo: Besides, the food can't be that bad, and at least we can break the rules a lot more.

    Trowa: Seriously though, we might go to hell. We try our best not to sin and all, but sometimes, it just seems inevitable.

    chaos: I suppose... we'll try our best to steer clear of it, but if not, I suppose we could say we deserve it.

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    Idle hands, my man. Idle hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giga Guess
    In all seriousness, I believe that I'll probably end up in purgatory. I highly doubt I've done anything hell-worthy.
    I thought Purgatory was a layer of hell...? Well that or Limbo is fine with me.

    Ah well I mean if GG is there we could turn it into the beezneez.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Giga Guess
    I have 3 katanas, 1 tanto, and a naginata and an odachi on the way. I think I'm working my way up to Wrath, which is one of the seven deadly sins....or I'm gonna have a nervous breakdown, and take people with me....
    *shuffles away from Giga Guess*

    Meh...I am a pyromaniac...

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