My dad and I joke that one the other are going to hell because one day we were on base ( he's in the Air Force ) and the Special Olympics was going on. We were upset cause we had to take detour after detour to get to the grocery store and when we had to stop at a red light we saw a woodpecker in the middle of the STREET poking at the road. I say, "My God! That thing must be retarded!" My father chuckles and looks at me and says, "He must of come on the bus with the others." We both looks at each other and laughed so hard then both agreed we were going to hell.