I often find that carrying a stick and wielding it somewhat like a baton like object, poking people and whatnot, will often result in INSTANT AUTHORITY.

The only thing that would give me more authority would be a rocking chair, a verandah and a shotgun. Since these things are currently unavailabe to me, I'll maintain my dignity and authority by shoving sticks in people's face.

Out of the original flavours, I like vanilla and strawberry. But amongst all those mega flavours, I can't say no to Cookies and Cream.