Describe those EoFF Staffers!

[Flying Mullet]

For those of you that peruse the front site, you might have noticed that the <a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/staff.shtml">Staff Page</a> is a little out-dated. Rather than try to come up with witty bio's ourselves, we decided to let the general public of EoFF come up with them for us.

Yes, this is a contest if you're wondering.

What we are looking for are bio's for the current staffers, which includes:
<ol><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u="1">Cid</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=22">Loony BoB</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=827">Farah, Arche, crono_logical, Guu, whatever...</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=3666">Roogle</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7552">eternalshiva</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=7687">Flying Mullet</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=1616">bennator</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=2141">CloudDragon</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=5016">Heath</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=9560">Kalinda (if she's even around)</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=2317">Killy</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=191">Rainecloud</a></li><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/member.php?u=6158">Strider</a></li></ol>
If you're not sure of what we're looking for in a bio, just check the existing bio's and that should give you a pretty good idea.

Now, for the rules/fine print:
<ol><li><a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/private.php?do=newpm&u=7687">PM</a> me, Flying Mullet with your entries.</li><li>Please keep it civil. Giving the staffers a hard time is fine, just don't be mean.</li><li>Entries will be accepted for just over a week until next Friday, September 10.</li><li>Voting/selection will be determined after all entries are accepted.</li></ol>
So let's see those creative juices flow!

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