"Every time you Mister Kate, Yevon kills a moomba"
"Every time you Mister Kate, Yevon kills a moomba"
"Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip."
By Sephiroths Clone
"Wanna know a secret?"
"do you likes wolves?"
One with the Spirit of a wolf
Press my accept button, babe.
{English} {mother ****er} {Do you speak it?}
EDIT: That or "When you've tried all the salves in the world and they don't work, you start thinking about fire. Burn away the pain"
Or "Futility is the defining characteristic of life. Pain is proof of existence"
The last 2 being copyright of Stephen R. Donaldson, though.
Last edited by Citizen Bleys; 10-02-2004 at 01:39 AM.
*bans*Originally Posted by Doomgaze
'I know I left my keys around here somewhere.'
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
"Y'know, since I'm an NPC, and I'll say the same thing over and over, I want to make it as annoying as possible for you, so I'll say as much as I can.
For example, I'll give you a quick tour. OF THE UNIVERSE. Ok, maybe not the universe because I don't KNOW the whole universe, but lets try with this town. For example, we have the obligatory item shop, where they sell all manner of useful items, but of course you can get better ones from enemies you free-form, free-motion, battle fighting gits. And then there's the weapon shop, with of course, better weapons than the previous shop. Even though the previous shop was in a highly industrialised city, and this is a small village on the outskirts of an antarctic wasteland. Yup, you know our "+1 Steel Pipe of Might" is better than your "+8 Giant Sword of Death" because it comes from a town later on in the game.
Oh, and there's armour too, but you're annoying me by being all 'active'", so you don't deserve anything to stop you from getting hurt. Like you need it anyway, you stupid player characters can shrug off bullets, magic and sword swipes, but suddenly, when you're skewered by a big sword from above it's a different matter, eh? Then the shoe's on the other foot! Not that you ever change your shoes, unless they give a status bonus.
Oh, it's all about stats with you...you...freaks! GET OVER IT! IT'S JUST A GAME! STOP TRYING TO GET YOUR STATS TO 255 BY TWEAKING THE SPHERE GRID AND JUST LET US ALL REST IN PEACE!
*sigh*
Well, I'd say more, but you've disgusted me now, go away and kill something or other, this town will probably be destroyed when you next advance the plot anyway.
...One of these days I swear I'll get AI and take you guys down."
<3
"I didn't steal anything!!!!! What's that!?!?"
*runs away*
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
Lindy wins.
Edit by Unne: How about we don't use that term around here any more.
When I first saw the title of this thread I thought...."Otago > Daniel"
What about over there?Originally Posted by princeofdarknez
"You gain +1 Strength for every time you talk to me. xD"