"My dogs breath smells like dog food."
"My dogs breath smells like dog food."
"... and so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written."
First time you speak to me: "Hi, nice to meet you! I'm an assasin!"
Second time: "I've always wanted to be a ninja! Do you think I could be one? Nin Nin!" (Answer yes/no)
Third time (if no) : "STOP PRESSING THE **** (whatever button is used to speak) TO TALK TO ME YOU ****ING *****!!"
Third time (if yes) "Well, whatever. I'm busy on a mission for Master Lamington, so I can't be a ninja anyway! *giggle*"
xDDDDDDDDDDDdd That made me laugh out loud.Originally Posted by o_O
When I first saw the title of this thread I thought...."Otago > Daniel"
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
"I don't have any use for this...why don't you take it...?"
And of course "it" turns out to be this super powerful item...
Many thanks Christmas!
Horniest Member, 2007! Gimme a little unf unf!
"GET OFFA MAH PROPERTY"
You see, most NPCs in an RPG game if you just walk into somebody's house uninvited they just talk to you like normal, even as the hero breaks all of their pots and opens their chests to take whats inside. But I'll grab a boomstick and make them leave.
It's their fault for not locking the damn doors.
Press Alt+F4 to get TEH SECRET WEAPON.
When fighting monsters, be wary not to become one yourself... when gazing into the abyss, bear in mind that the abyss also gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
The rightful owner of this Ciddie can kiss my arse! :P
Oh my god! Secret weapon! *presses Alt+F4*
Edit: Hey, that was just plain mean!
"... and so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written."
Ooh heres a good one.
I say, G4M3 0V3R BITCH!!!11
and then offer the following options
-Restart the game losing all saves
-Retain saves and give all equipment to ME, so I can sell it back to the next hero at outrageously copious amounts of GP, or pawn them for b33r- l337 b33r. Not Lite b33r.
I am the NPC which you must talk to to get to the final boss just after you defeat the MegaDeathChaosl337Ass-Kicking RobotX to obtain the Uber Sword of Pwnage.
~~~FreaQ
Last edited by FreaQaZoiD; 10-02-2004 at 11:05 AM.
"A fatal exception error has occured. I hope you remembered to save your game".
*reset*
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
"Aww, how cute", or "Isn't [insert random thing here] cute?", or maybe, "Hi, I'm cute" =D
popuru hat!
Me (guard): There they are!
*trip*
Me (guard):ouch....
*good guys run away*
I think i would say something like:
"Kupo"! :mog:
or
"wark!"
*purr*
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