Your NPC line.

[Old Manus]

"Wallet inspector."
"Here you go."

Message: Lost all gil.

*NPC disappears*

[Giga Guess]

"Don't give up! You'll get the bad guy! Or at least....I hope you do. Either that, or it's certain doom for us all! So you better not give up, or I'll....I'll...go over there and SULK!"

[Female Ryuichi]

"Look, go bugger off and save the world then, and leave me alone with my plushies and dojinshis kk?"

Or

"Piss off".

[theundeadhero]

I'm a ninja turtle.

[Great God Om]

"I don't know you.
You can't just talk to people on the street and expect them to give you advice.
Pay me and i'll talk to you.
WHAT?!! 10 GIL! YOU JUST FOUND A 100 IN THAT POT OVER THERE!
That's it, im saying nothing.

[UltimateSpamGrover]

(On the side Mi'Ihen Highroad) "Selling oranges, 200 gil each!"

[Bomber]

"Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up and starts running. It knows it must be faster than the fastest cheetah, otherwise it will be killed. Elsewhere in Africa, a cheetah wakes up and starts running. It knows it must be faster than the fastest gazelle, otherwise it will starve.

"It makes no difference whether you're a gazelle or a cheetah. When the morning comes...BETTER START RUNNING!"

[Cloud_99]

I'd say

"Ehh relax guy. Take a rest. Get a load off."

[Mo-Nercy]

"*breaks into song* I've been to cities that never close down. From New York to Rome. And old London town. But no matter how far. Or how wide I goooo. I still call Australia hoooome."

[Fuzakeru]

". . ."

or

"Whatever."

[ZeZipster]

"I feel both violated and aroused by this intrusion of my privacy."
"Personally, I'm into hardcore corn"
"garbagey, the garbage can that really can."
"Gambling is like doing drugs, it only works if you sniff it."
"Man + Heater = Hot"
"Fetus sounds like feet us"

It's all philosophical, I swear.

[Wuggly Blight]

"This man are sick"

[Rusty]

"I think all non playable characters suffer from an Identity crisis at some point in their life... Makes me glad I'm a rabbit "

[Kossage]

"I'm quite a shy guy. Oh, and I tend to smile a lot. "

[Misfit]

"I feel both violated and aroused by this intrusion of my privacy."
"Personally, I'm into hardcore corn"
"garbagey, the garbage can that really can."
"Gambling is like doing drugs, it only works if you sniff it."
"Man + Heater = Hot"
"Fetus sounds like feet us"

It's all philosophical, I swear.

xD