Oh, hey, I forgot to check basketball when I was checking my football...

Shawn Marion
Peja Stojakovic
Lamar Odom
Gilbert Arenas
Zach Randolph
Jason Terry
Andre Miller
Brent Barry
Cuttino Mobley
Shareef Abdur-Rahim
Chris Bosh
Glenn Robinson
Chris Kaman
David Wesley
Marko Jaric
P.J. Brown
Tim Thomas

Starting five... damn.

C - Chris Kaman
PG - Gilbert Arenas
SG - Cuttino Mobley
SF - Shawn Marion/Peja Stojakovic (you can't make me choose just one)
PF - Lamar Odom

I may not follow the NBA much... but I think my team sucks.